Ask me anything

love is a serious mental disease.

sexspose:

when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once

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whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

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mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

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theselener:

freakvevo:

freakvevo:

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish

One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate

you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

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bones-get-that-thing-off-my-face:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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If Jensen Ackles and Thor had a child it would be this man

holy shit

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candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

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