Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
if you genuinely have enough trouble separating egg yolks that this seems like a great solution
we need to talk
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
if you genuinely have enough trouble separating egg yolks that this seems like a great solution
we need to talk
there is no way to say “have a nice life” without sounding like a sarcastic prick and this really bothers me
heads up
if i ever stop talking to you as much
- its not you
- there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
- i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
- pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
- be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
- ps its more than likely because i want to be close
you can literally go to any part of a history book and it’s about white people fucking things up
why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t
11AM?!
breakfast is the most important meal of the day
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
my computer screen is brighter than my future
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
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