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prozdvoices:

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You’ve earned it, Margaret.

Original comic by Jim Benton

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

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bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

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millika:

Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

millika:

Who’s Alex?

Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

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2 hours ago
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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

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3 hours ago
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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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3 hours ago
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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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