-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
12/5/93 - Fair Park Coliseum, Dallas, TX.
Kurt Cobain: "If I see one more person grope a girl on the breast or the ass or anywhere else, you’re just gonna hear about two hours of feedback, we’ll just leave OK?"
Krist Novoselic: "You can come up here and we’ll grab you by the balls or something if you’re looking for some kinda gratification, I’m not shy!"