Ask me anything

love is a serious mental disease.

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: howunpleasant-moved, via billiejoeisaburrito)

5 days ago
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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

halls-of-mandos:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-HAIL HYDRA

6 days ago
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cotilardmarion:

SpongeBob SquarePants & American Horror Story:Coven Parallels

(via humoristics)

6 days ago
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priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff, via mazicwand)

4 days ago
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nirvananews:

12/5/93 - Fair Park Coliseum, Dallas, TX.

Kurt Cobain: "If I see one more person grope a girl on the breast or the ass or anywhere else, you’re just gonna hear about two hours of feedback, we’ll just leave OK?"

Krist Novoselic: "You can come up here and we’ll grab you by the balls or something if you’re looking for some kinda gratification, I’m not shy!"

5 days ago
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rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via mazicwand)

6 days ago
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